Is Royal Flush girl Angelique Velez bonkers?
Hot model says we should all lay down with the Moon
|by Poker Pervert||January, 23rd 2012||
Above: Angelique Velez is a poker babe and mad as a trout [Pic:WPT.com]
Angelique Velez is a staggeringly hot model from the Bronx.
The sultry 22-year-old has skin, hair and a body to die for.
But is the World Poker Tour's latest Royal Flush Girl, well, half a cent short of a shilling?
Yesterday, she Tweeted abruptly: "Love is a heart ninja."
Then today, in the space of just 60 minutes, she sent her 2,400 plus followers three very bizarre messages which has us fearing for her noddle.
Firstly came: "Breathe and let go and remember that this very moment is all you know you have for sure."
Righty ho. Breathe. Well, that's very good, practical advice. So far so good.
"When I let go of who I am, I become what I might be."
Ah. Teeeeny bit barmy now.
"Rihanna 'where have you been' is my unicorn song," she continued. "Because every time I hear it - It's like seeing a unicorn."
At this point, hoping for more crackpot shits and giggles, we did a little digging. We weren't disappointed.
"I follow the sunshine. Play with the clouds. Sing with the wind," reads her bio on Twitter. "Dance with the sunset. Lay Down with the Moon."
Not to worry, over on her official facebook page, her manager has left a full and reassuring explanation for her outlook on life.
"Exposure to different people and different ways of life is why her style & look is so cosmopolitan; and why she is so comfortable in any skin.
"Angelique Velez exudes an energy that transcends any two-dimensional medium. She is always awaiting her next challenge and will far exceed the boundaries of visual expression."
Ok, she's crackers.
But she hot and likes poker, so sure, we'll play in the clouds with her if it tickles her tomatoes.